Paul PaganHawk Marshall
Paul PaganHawk Marshall

America you are fucked up

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Maranda Gillespie
Maranda Gillespie

John Oliver and Stephen Colbert need to be the ones running this country.!

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Valerie Gagnon
Valerie Gagnon

BASIC KWOLEDGE IS LACKING IN THIS EPISOD : for example Look into what the CATHOLIQUE CHURCH in Quebec did to us French Canadians, forcing our grand mothers to have children every waking year of their productive age. And cruelly forcing unmarried young women who fell pregnant to institutionalized abandonment filling the loca orphanage with hundreds of kids. All victims of neglect if not downright sexual abuse. I BET YOU these early young Chinese women were more than happy not to be saddled by their society with dozens of children..... Sure one child is crazily dumb for anyone who understands native grow pyramids but their gov. Probably banked on the enormous wealth their one child policy would bring overall: one highly trained child being more than capable of feeding above 10 grand parents on the added value of its labor alone.

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Piotr Dudała
Piotr Dudała

Western communists should educate their chinese counterparts about being sexually flexible, gender identity politics :OD Also, China had current US population ( ~400 mln ) during WW II, when US population was rougly 1/3rd this size ( 130 mln ). Obvious Dr. Strangelove references aside ... for size, position and history of China there were few good solutions at the time. Laugh all you want, but these were times of Clube of Rome reports being prominent. Tragic, yes, but with totally unchecked growth China would be in for the rough time, with rest of the world along for involuntary ride. Of course there were better ways of carrying it out, but war-impoverished and torn, poor nation had obviously little sensibilities for that. Children obesity is problemy in ANY fast developring market, even with prevalent starvation ( India for example ), as are eating habbits not catching up with food processing and availability. And it is easy to criticize from perspective of absurdly afluent country like USA, having half of entire continent for less than quarter of China's population. Finally - many western man have exactly the same problem as chinese counterparts, just for different reasons and its not like women trafficing is exclusive to China. Europe also has 4:2:1 issue.

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Adam Blakeman
Adam Blakeman

America needs that defence money because Trump is preparing to 'defend' America from the countries that want to HELP them

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Lipstick Chateau Wine Color
Lipstick Chateau Wine Color

Why can't Lindsay Graham just retire omg...that dude is a nutcase 💀

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Jared Maples
Jared Maples

Fuck tru*p

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Sabvina Cruz
Sabvina Cruz

13k dislikes huh? So, Jay Leno and the Clinton’s plus all the trolls and scum of the earth... if only the dislikes were public info so we could see usernames.

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MrEnjoivolcom1
MrEnjoivolcom1

10:15 That's us!! Wilmington, NC. We're notorious for the 911 call-waiting message/recording. Actually made the news a little ways back.

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grtgrt
grtgrt

Rapey Prez gets fellow rapey dude a Supreme Court position. In other news, water remains to be wet.

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Srikanth Oluguthula
Srikanth Oluguthula

This kind people we need more around world....

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WillTell
WillTell

even our little nation managed to build a nuclear waste storage facility in 10 years after gaining independence, even have a second one now because the first one was too small!

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tyro244
tyro244

Someday some news person with have to display behind them R.I.P. RIP TAYLOR and Rip will laugh from his coffin.

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grtgrt
grtgrt

Of course he got elected. How else did you think it was going to go after he said that's the worst possible outcome?

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Abdul Fatah
Abdul Fatah

Pasta he is eating evidence

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Arjun Vemuri
Arjun Vemuri

I bet someone jerked off with that lotion

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Wesley Brehm
Wesley Brehm

Webster's dictionary definition of a tax: "a charge usually of money imposed by authority on persons or property for public purposes." The carbon pricing structures, both proposed and already in use, are absolutely taxes. While I understand the negative optics of calling them a tax, it's even more ridiculous to try to not call them a tax. Saying they aren't a tax just makes someone look like a foolish liar. It's almost as rich as EA calling their in-game gambling schemes in children's video games "surprise mechanics." The PR-heavy double speak completely invalidates the argument because it makes people think you're hiding something, therefore eroding the trust in whatever else you may be saying.

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Sean Rea
Sean Rea

Tronc to change name back to Tribune Publishing after years of ridicule www.theverge.com/2018/6/18/17476412/tronc-tribune-publishing-name-change-la-times-sale

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Nonya Damnbusiness
Nonya Damnbusiness

This whole segment is a demonstration of how stupid the majority of people are. The idea that adults fall for magic beans is just pathetic.

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Roger Neri
Roger Neri

American companies don't recognize Guam. Try putting the zip code of 96913 (Mangilao, GU) into United, Nordstroms, Best Buy, Venmo, Cashapp or any other online retailer and it will ask you for a valid zip code. USPS, FedEX and Amazon recognize it, just a small handful. The area code, 671, is considered internation and my Verizon number works in Japan and Korea, but not in Guam.

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cameron freer
cameron freer

Anyone else get their news exclusively from comedy news?

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Barbara Steinberg
Barbara Steinberg

Egypt is not older than China. Neolithic civilizations in China go back 10,000 years or more. Early Bronze Age: Indus Valley Civilization, Mesopotamia, and China. Then came Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece. Why did Xi say something like that? The Chinese are passionate about dating antiquities. WOW.

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Yahav
Yahav

we make a laugh but its actually very very sad

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J
J

"Men's bodies, which here means assigned male at birth" You know, that was a very small, almost 1 second clip, but seeing phrases like this being used and normalized as at least a nod to the fact that not all AMAB people are male and not all male people are AMAB is incredibly refreshing and appreciated

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Henry Lee
Henry Lee

www.healthline.com/nutrition/too-much-sugar

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SYDNEY HI
SYDNEY HI

USA START TAXING THESE CROOKS

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a guy
a guy

The u.s. has it's share of problems, but I think most the people here trashing it have never lived anywhere else. My wife is European and finds it sad so many younger people have such a naive view on Europe and completely ignore the great things that the u.s. does possess.

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Paper St Cassowary
Paper St Cassowary

Can you blame him? All he wants to do is go straight-frog-giggin. Like any normal 'mercan

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Lilith
Lilith

As I look to the night sky, I begin to wonder if the only things that truly progresses into the abyssal horizon are the lofted clouds. Will they be seen on the other side where the greyed walk with their eyes to the ground?

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Raul Vaquer
Raul Vaquer

This is why Europe is better

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Wheels Lifts
Wheels Lifts

when your brain swells so much that it leaks out your ears, it really describes your intelligence level. very low. it's pretty stupid to climb everest. with all the sherpas that help you, it's not really a great achievement anymore

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Akato
Akato

I just learned that around 8 years ago an older lady(customer) once died in the store I work in because of the heat. Still got no air conditioning. I knew the company doesn't care about the workers. But I thought they would at least care about the customers. I guess I was wrong

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Mac McConnell
Mac McConnell

Make Brexit IV

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klientproby
klientproby

Absolutely DISGUSTING!!! And businesses not wanting to donate unless they can be assured of a tax break? Yes, I get that that would be advantageous for the business, but how about just ON THE GROUNDS OF BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING and donating the unused food to food banks, or even going out PERSONALLY and handing out the food to those who need it?!?!?!? Here in Europe, in many of the countries, in their cities, there are corners set up in which shelves and cupboards are set up and people can put in food they don't need or want, and those who need it can come and get it. Individuals also organise food banks in which they personally hand-deliver food parcels to the homeless or to the working poor. And in some EU states, laws have been passed in which restaurants are REQUIRED to donate unused food to food banks for distribution the next day. People of the USA have long been used to just throwing things away - perfectly good things, whether food or non-food. They have to start learning to STOP and to be more caring and sharing with those less fortunate. And yes, I lived for a time in the USA, and I saw a lot of shocking things that many Americans and immigrants to the USA don't know about or see, and it was very disturbing. I commend John Oliver and people like him willing to live in such an awful country because it's needed, to help open the eyes up of too many spoilt Americans. I could never stick living there, and as soon as I finished my uni studies, I got the "hell out of Dodge!"

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Magido89
Magido89

I love the show but I hate this fake studio audience that doesn't understand half the jokes and still laughes or cracks up over things that aren't even remotely funny

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Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

Wow!! Looking back on this.....John Oliver was a prophet. Man was he speaking the TRUTH!!!!

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cagneyfan2008
cagneyfan2008

Regardless, you have to agree that the religious baker’s teddy bear cookies are cute af!

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Annika
Annika

Ok. That was epic.

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FakkDaPolice
FakkDaPolice

Man ... were those times when we thought Trump would never get away with it?!🙄 Now we know better. Teflon is shit in comparison to the current President of the United States!😟 The history will call him" The Teflon-President". But I know a lot of names that are better for him...

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Zeroth
Zeroth

All I'm hearing is that Pence sounds like great guy and that people on the far left can't stand the thought of someone being a Christian conservative who disagrees with them and puts Religious freedom at the top of the list of priorities. Full disclosure, I think John is hilarious. But his views on people he disagrees with are frustratingly demonizing.

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Jane Azure
Jane Azure

Trump for Prison!!!

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Michael Friedman
Michael Friedman

Remember when this show was funny and not boring and depressing?

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Ash Stewart
Ash Stewart

This feels like a summary of the documentary “the bleeding edge” Which is an excellent documentary that everyone should watch. I’m glad Oliver is bringing more attention to these issues

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Arrowhead Water
Arrowhead Water

People act as if she is the first one going to college only to just to party.

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Wolf NZ Outdoors
Wolf NZ Outdoors

Now *that's* a brilliant episode. Gotta say that Monica is one really strong person. This is the sort of thing anyone who's feeling bullied or unfairly shamed needs to watch.

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Chaos Theory
Chaos Theory

Everest has been a human rights violation for years...

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Costa Govan
Costa Govan

It's wierd for a comedian that makes edgy jokes get mad at a comedian that makes edgy jokes. I love john Oliver, but man sometimes he makes no sense at all.

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Fridleivur Joensen
Fridleivur Joensen

Will Smith was actually good in that movie

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brahen xue
brahen xue

Fact check, John, never expected to be treated like Donal Trump, right. 1. If one violates the two-child policy, he will be fined, but not put to jail, and no forced abortion even if not paying the fine. In fact, the law states clearly it's illegal to conduct forced abortion. The 'extra' child will be registered in the end. And no, you don't have to have 2 children. 2. That creepy children said to be prompting one-child policy, I genuinely don't understand a word of him. 3. Population growth is easier to predict than the economics, but it's still math. The one who came up with this idea is not Chinese, it's a mathematical professor named Geert Jan Olsder. Then, yes, you will need someone with good math to verify it. Back in those days, in China, who could solve a math problem better than a rocket scientist? I am not saying there is no forced abortion, it could be carried out by a corrupted officer who tried to ask for a bribe, or a lazy officer wanted to make sure people obey the law by intimidating. The husband in the video is deceived and he should report it to the local enforcement.

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Wolf NZ Outdoors
Wolf NZ Outdoors

The opposite of Heaven: a Denny's Yep! Someone needs to start a company dedicated to systematically exposing these rich and famous "psychics" as frauds and televise them being accosted in a Denny's car park - that'd be a great TV show.

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Nyb
Nyb

Now that just sounds like colonialism with extra steps

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GGDOG
GGDOG

There is clearly a translation error at 11:23 what she said is' the policy enforcer is such a senseless LEFT WING person'(BTW i'm a chinese) using software like VPN to access internet

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Brady Young
Brady Young

You ever notice how when he fakes smoking a cigarette he always puts it in a fake ash tray before moving on.

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taylormxrie
taylormxrie

So much white guilt

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All Roads Lead Here
All Roads Lead Here

Weather? Orange man bad!

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Mathias! HoloFoilVeryRare
Mathias! HoloFoilVeryRare

What a badass. I hope she expands her public speaking. I want to hear more advice and more about her experiences

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bomaite1
bomaite1

Hey, how about doing a follow up on Jarred and Ivanka? What have they actually achieved so far? Do they receive pay? Is it legal to work in the government without pay? Do they have security clearances and why? Do foreign leaders look right through them as though they are air? Are there any laws against nepotism in this country and do Americans give a shit? Are they making any money flogging Dad's current position? I think there is a lot of funny material here.

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jcwilder86
jcwilder86

yeah alot more ppl watching alex than you john lol

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jcwilder86
jcwilder86

wait, jones is right lol

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Thomas Pastor
Thomas Pastor

Actually, the Lucky Charms mascot is named Grant O'Brien. Hold on, how tall IS he?

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Don Peek
Don Peek

And there's ain't no telling how many nuclear warheads are at the bottom of the sea

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Benjy Strauss
Benjy Strauss

The only reliable psychic readings are both (A) free and (B) always come with a probability density function using at least college-level math. (And those are necessary, but not sufficient conditions)

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Frank Costello
Frank Costello

I want to eat everyone’s hair. Send me your hair.

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Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

5:43 Pearl Jam’s latest album was Lightning Bolt

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Emma Terry
Emma Terry

Time seems to always prove John Oliver even more right

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Smoovie119
Smoovie119

Thumbed up after the Eddie Vedder imitation.

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Eyesuck Overwatch
Eyesuck Overwatch

Some of these bogus readings are just AWKWARD!!!!

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joe bloggs
joe bloggs

Clearly the only real answer is VIOLENCE.

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DarkRoe The Nin-Bot
DarkRoe The Nin-Bot

18:08 when I look at the state of the US political system

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Juan Manuel Penaloza
Juan Manuel Penaloza

I expected nothing less from Cheese Sandwich

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Tony Pee
Tony Pee

This dude looks like a weird canadian

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ありいArlee
ありいArlee

This guy is crazy, doesn’t deserve to be even near the Supreme Court, what an insane emotionally bullshit and unhinged ‘testimony’

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jmisc
jmisc

Please make the non R rated one so teachers and professors can show this in the class. Please.

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Dan smith
Dan smith

I wonder how much coal China would be burning and how much warmer the earth would be If all those kids were born and using up energy :)

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JL C
JL C

A few years ago, the forecast from Wellington, NZ the day after a 6.8 magnitude earthquake was "who cares, so long as the ground stays still."

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JuICyBLiinGeR
JuICyBLiinGeR

The first step is to remove those republicans from congress and power. Hatch has been making excuses for “character assassination” the same way with Kavanaugh. They have been withholding these types of bills for years. Because their friends are the fucking ones harassing people.

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Rogue Bystander
Rogue Bystander

I'm pro trump just to keep the world peace lol. But wow america... it's true.. Any one can some day become a president...

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Gucci Snakes
Gucci Snakes

wow

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DarkRoe The Nin-Bot
DarkRoe The Nin-Bot

"Our country is full!" So... We're limiting childbirth then, right? No? Cuz we're full, and we don't have the resources for higher population. Or at least we're making it really easy to get tubes tied or cords cut to limit population growth to a maintainable level? No? Then we're at LEAST making sure that those who are citizens are getting the proper care they need, right? No? Then we're at LEAST making sure that our veterans, who sacrificed a lot for our "freedom," have easy and appropriate access to the help resources they were promised? No? Then I guess it's a bunch of grumpy old Americans who seem more concerned with the idea of control than any of the three ideologies outlined in the United States' Declaration of Independence: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Hard to live when you can't get affordable healthcare. Hard to have Liberty when basic amendments like the ERA don't exist in the Constitution. Hard to pursue happiness when a bunch of old citizens, stuck in their own fantasy world, fail to see the damage they are causing to the youth they so desperately act like they are protecting, but in reality are just trying to mold into their warped sense of what the youth *should* be. Hint: the youth will be whatever they want to be, and the more you stifle change, the more it hurts when change finally breaks through.

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nbnt
nbnt

OMG just realized that the lab coat guy is Bob from Bob's Burgers

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Sugarsail1
Sugarsail1

She's still a thing because individual freewill and self-interest is still a thing despite the fake altruism of the bourgeois socialists who made this video and own the media.

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Zero11
Zero11

50 grand for that many people isnt shit for 2 months lmao

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JuICyBLiinGeR
JuICyBLiinGeR

So all republicans support charter schools? I wonder why... can’t think of the reason..

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Ebenezer Asgeirsson
Ebenezer Asgeirsson

I pay for this shit so it should not be free

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Hun Lim
Hun Lim

*Kavanaugh talks about Dad keeping calendars* 12:30 Dad: " WTF"

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Rose Hearts
Rose Hearts

Children will pick up pennies. Children will pick up anything.

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Drunk Vegan Gal
Drunk Vegan Gal

I was surprised at how many Israeli young people I met in Thailand. Turns out almost all of them had just finished their conscription gig in the army and Thailand was a destination in which to celebrate and a place they were actually welcome. Seems odd the Thai people seem to not know about the Hitler connection to modern Israel. Very odd indeed.

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Shane Grele
Shane Grele

What if a mother is pregnant, and she finds out she has twins/triplets????

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Jamirimaj
Jamirimaj

I miss THIS Last Week Tonight

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Amber CHU
Amber CHU

After the first kid was born, it was obligatory that the mother went to the hospital to get a contraceptive ring, otherwise there would be a forced surgery on the mother just to make sure she couldn’t be conceived. The ring could cause gynecopathy even cancer and there were no doctor or experts told people the truth about it. The mothers woudnt know their health problem until their late 40s or early 50s when they went to the doctor to have the ring removed. The chinese women have to suffer all these, because men are too important to not be able to have children even under the only child policy. Or at the first place, the population policy is just unhumane.

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jordan wilkerson
jordan wilkerson

worth mentioning that the lawmaker from Arkansas called the LGBT community the "LBTD community" get your acronyms right bart

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Iris Dou
Iris Dou

" The flashy flashy boom booms" lmao

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Arya AK1998
Arya AK1998

hiii guyzzz I am from India

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Tom VS
Tom VS

Jon Oliver needs to have his skull ventilated and a 9mm Luger will do that nicely.

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G Clarion
G Clarion

Sorry...this douche is just not funny

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Mitch184
Mitch184

So it's "doping". "Drugs". And all kinds illicit pharmaceuticals. But nobody ever talks about what they are and what they actually do? Lance Armstrong took Erythropoietin, or EPO. OOOO!!! Scary!!! It produces more red blood cells to carry oxygen to the muscles. That's it. You can train at Empower Field at Mile High for a month, then run down to Arizona and compete and get the same affect. And that's legal. Protein shakes are better today than they were 30 years ago, so should those be banned? This doping is complete bullshit. We have better technology, better training, better medical help, and the list goes on. It's just another adjunct to get a competitive edge. Get over it and stop pissing and whining.

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Axel Friedland
Axel Friedland

... just deleted AccuWeather app ...

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RockingRaven
RockingRaven

LETS FACE IT YOU HAVE HAD "IM A PISTOL PACKING MOMMA" ON A LOOP IN YOUR HEAD SINCE YOU HEARD IT

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anthony chan
anthony chan

Where is Clint Eastwood wth a chair? Clint, how do you feels about trump? Your elected president.

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Bernjoern van Hoeck
Bernjoern van Hoeck

I´ve got a question: Was Chernobyl back then a big thing in the US? So were people frightened, something might happen to them or did the denial of nuclear energy became bigger? Because I´m from east Germany (in my 20s) and here (also my parents) most people believe in the soviet version about the acident, which says through immidiate action of soviet workers the worst was prevented and (except of the explosion everything was under controll and professional managed). Of course i know about the fear in western germany and the fear for radioactivity and that it was a great thing in western Germany/Europe who felt superior over the soviet technology but also gave a push/momentum to their anti-nuclear-movement. So excuse me for off topic but I´m interested in the perseption of chernobyl in the US/North America since obvious LWT makes jokes and references about it naturally.

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